Terminator:
Genisys
Proving
James Cameron's Law Of Diminishing Returns
I went to see the new
Terminator film a few days back. Not because I thought I'd be seeing
a new classic. Not really out of a great desire to see an exciting
new entry in a film series (or franchise, if you will) that I really
enjoy. It was more a morbid curiosity, having spent probably too
much of my youth glued to the untouchable first two films. The
concept, the excitement, the iconic characters, the sheer brilliance
of the wacky idea of a time travelling assassin robot. Yes, the
third and fourth instalments have been misfires but surely this time
they'd get it right. I left, to put it mildly, disappointed with
what I witnessed.
Within minutes of the
start, my eyes were rolling at retcon and re-cast trickery (Kyle
Reese's burned Polaroid of Sarah Connor...) and some abysmally
portentous scripting (John Connor's uninspiring inspirational pre-war
speech). I didn't enjoy the film much: it looks ropey in places, a
poor, convoluted plot, bad dialogue and worse acting made it hard to
like, but faced with an attempt to post-mortem the film to my wife
and colleagues, I found it hard to explain why I was so disappointed.
I've managed to come up with something. While Einstein's theory of
General Relativity makes time travel extremely difficult, what I'm
calling James Cameron's Law of Diminishing Returns makes attempts to
recreate past cinematic glories almost as unattainable.
It's probably fair to
say that my expectations were lowered by the trailer and I should
mention that I have a general lack of faith in re-boots, remakes,
re-hashes and Hollywood's current trend for safe bets. But on the
superlative strength of Cameron's The Terminator
(1982) and T2 (1991),
part of me wanted this to be brilliant. Given the director, stars
(some of them) and the promise of fresh new ideas, I was convinced
that this had potential. I'm going to suggest here that when
following up a classic film, mediocre is a greater sin than
execrable. For some sequels, stripped of the key creative personnel
(writer, director, sometimes stars), expectations are brought down so
low that when the series falters and vanishes, nobody seems to care.
Examples include the later Hellraiser,
Highlander and Crow
films, the Psycho, Exorcist
and Jaws sequels and
Robocop 3. Hell, for
me even the remakes of Robocop
and Total Recall, with
Paul Verhoeven's wonderfully perverted cynicism replaced by
franchise-sniffing studio opportunism, didn't make me want to buy
either, even for a dollar. I just didn't care about them so their
failure meant nothing to me.
Far
worse than this is where creative talent is still in place but gets
it so very very wrong; this is where it really hurts, because it
feels like something you believed in is being diminished by an
inferior product. I would cite Spiderman 3, Jurassic Park
3, X-Men 3,
Terminators 3 and 4
(seeing a pattern here?) and Indiana Jones 4
as examples. Although all but Spiderman
featured new directors to the franchises, there was still a degree of
continuity, be it in casting or even just in a general respect for
the original plotting or mythology. When something you really enjoy,
even love, is followed up with something that just doesn't pass
muster, it hurts.
So
here lies the problem with Terminator: Genisys:
while some of the creatives are missing they have been, on paper at
least, well replaced and there is still a lingering public interest
in the series to warrant interest and expectation. And there's also
the Arnie factor. Such an iconic role will always draw attention.
Arnie. Playing the T-800 again. He's going to say the
line, he's going to face something harder than him but he's going to
win. Please let it be
good. Put simply, Genisys
is crippled by the success of its predecessors. Ironically, hamstrung
by history.
Not
only are we lumbered with another colon: subtitle (I suppose a '5'
would seem daunting to an audience and also conjure associations with
the Rocky film nobody
talks about) but also a new cast to get our heads round. The film
doesn't expect a huge knowledge of previous instalments (3
and :Salvation are
wisely ignored), and although it helps to already know the
characters, I get the impression the producers would prefer you to
forget. So poor are the new actors' interpretations of Sarah Connor
(Emilia Clarke) and Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney), they bare little
resemblance to the cherished performances of Linda Hamilton and
Michael Beihn. While talented Method actor Hamilton brought a
humanity and believability to Connor's arc, all Clarke brings is
cheekbones and her best 'troubled' face from Game Of
Thrones. Jai Courtney is a
terrible actor who brings almost nothing to make us like Kyle Reese.
He's also so freakin' built that we never really get the sense of
inferiority that Beihn had when going up against Arnie back in 1984.
The
script tries (weakly, I suppose) to mitigate the retcon changes by
suggesting that by messing about with time, they've created a
different time stream where all previous bets are off: so far, so
Back To The Future 2 (“all
bets are off”, the Sports Almanac, geddit? Ah, nevermind...). But
while the first two films (and 3, I suppose), despite their sci-fi
trappings, were fiendishly simple cat-and-mouse chase stories,
Genisys (pain in the
arse to type, by the way) throws in new timelines, new Terminators,
characters with fuzzy agendas, and jettisons timeless San Winston
practical effects in favour of cheap, weightless CGI. That this is
the 2nd
reboot of the year which didn't look as good as the 1990s predecessor
is another debate for another day. There is so much going on and
there are times when the sense of threat is lost. The film opens
with mankind's victory over Skynet and goes on to a battle-ready
Sarah Connor and 'Pops' (Arnie's T-800, finally drained of all
threat) dispatching Terminators with relative ease. They then go on
the offensive with a jerry-rigged time machine and some hideously
convoluted plotting designed entirely to allow the film to take place
in a contemporary setting.
Plot
holes generally don't bother me. I can forgive them as long as they
don't upset the drama. I'm not one of those morons who thought The
Dark Knight Rises was ruined by
the question “How did Bruce Wayne get back into Gotham...?”, I
just accepted that he had to for the film to have a climax. Time
travel films, with the possible exception of Primer
(Shane Carruth, 2004) are by nature littered with plot holes. What I
can't forgive is poor plotting. Not until the introduction of Jason
Clarke's John Connor/T-3000 did I feel a sense of threat in Genisys.
On his arrival, I had no idea what his purpose as a Terminator was;
he just seemed to want to protect Skynet and offered no direct threat
to anyone but Arnie's T-800. The film tries at times to be a
protracted chase much like 1 and 2, but we don't really get a sense
of who is chasing what, and for what purpose other than 'Skynet' as a
giant MacGuffin.
Sarah
Connor's story arc was originally brilliant: weak-willed waitress
becomes hardened survivor, never loses her maternal instinct but has
to rediscover her humanity and choose not to kill Dyson in T2.
She's a fascinating character, who develops and changes. In the
hands of Emilia Clarke, she's reduced to pretty, shouty, just plain
dull and has no arc whatsoever other than by the end of the film
she's kissed a boy. Perhaps I'm being unfair to Clarke, who isn't
given a lot to do, script-wise and perhaps just looks wrong. Either
way, some baffling time hopping aside, her story boils down to
tooling up and going to blow up a computer factory. We are never
really encouraged to care or truly take her side.
It's
not, however, a complete (plastique) bomb, which was my original
point. There are several redeeming features, the tragedy being that
they're all so half-baked and under-developed. Director Alan Taylor,
having made Thor: The Dark World
light and fun, manages to pay homage to the original films with
several visual nods. Reese's arrival in 1984 is impressively
recreated shot-for-shot (although modern digital photography lacks
the grungy, dirty feel of James Cameron's cheap film stock). There
are several nods throughout, which raise a smile and distract from
the mess: Reese's arrival in 1984 and department store escape is
neatly subverted, as is the T-800's “Wash day tomorrow, nothing
clean...” sequence; the design of the detonator is the same as the
one from T2; the T-800
endoskeleton attacking Reese with a pipe harks back to T2's
climactic smackdown; even the positioning of its arm as it 'dies'
harks back to the end of The Terminator,
although Genisys doesn't
have the balls to go with “You're terminated, fucker.”
Also
worthy of credit are some quite touching moments including one
between Connor and a young Kyle Reese, and the way they finally work
out how to beat the T-3000 (magnets can do anything!), although the
final victory is preceded by an awful fight between Arnie and Jason
Clarke's respective terminators, which lacks the drama and impact of
the slower-paced scrap in T2.
Genisys also has an
impressively epic feel, and you don't come away feeling short changed
as you did with T3.
The writers have admittedly come up with some decent ideas and wisely
avoided reference to T3 or
Salvation which
presumably just didn't happen. Arnie is also given some nice moments
of comic relief, which further dilute the character from what it
began as, but offer some needed levity.
The
problem is that it's all just so half hearted and feels like to work
of a committee rather than a visionary. After Cameron decided
against making more films, every director has been a hired gun
(Jonathan Mostow, McG and Taylor, none of whom are exactly auteurs)
and the whole thing seems like it's been geared to franchise
potential and not making a solid piece of drama. And without a solid
grasp of what they want to do other than retain their option on the
characters, the film suffers from a lack of focus. It may also seem
like a perry and immature complaint, but the film has a bloodless,
almost profanity-free 12A rating, which is clearly another move
designed to broaden the audience as much as possible at the expense
of visceral impact. The original was 18 rated on release, the sequel
compromised to 15 to go with a bigger budget but still brutal enough
in places to make you wince (the deaths of Todd and the 'identical
twin' asylum guard). At no point does Genisys
have a moment as dramatic as “Call to John now,” “Fuck you.”
So
it's hard to take when a company gets its hands on something you
enjoy and tries to cynically turn it into a moneyspinner. Lessons
perhaps could have been taken from Jurassic Word,
which turned creative control over to the relatively untested Colin
Trevorrow but whose previous film showed the producers enough
potential to be handed the keys to a massive franchise. It worked,
and his film managed to be both reverential to Spielberg's original
and bold and new at the same time. This mess, however, just makes
you wish that the proclamation at the end of T2,
that the future wasn't set, hadn't been true. They stopped Skynet,
and with it any inferior sequels, when Arnie was melted down. On the
strength of Genisys,
“I'll be back” sounds like more of a threat than it ever did
before.